cartemancie:

"Hold my hand while you eat my ass" just sounds like the Human Centipede in a nutshell.

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

michaeljburgesss:

i w as about to use toothpaste to wash my hands but then i was like “wait haha you dont use toothpaste to wash ur hands” and i put it back before then taking a second tube of toothpaste and squirting it over my hands

mashedpootato:

it’s past midnight

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are